I would love to fall asleep if this little guy could stop snoring so loud!
Ohh my little bobby :-)
The bitches minus two.
Ignore Maria’s Ed Hardy shirt…she didn’t realize that Ed Hardy was sooo 5 years ago.
textsfromlastnight.com
(713): I don’t know how to tell my mom that I’m not sober enough to drive to the dentist…
(919): So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(847): I took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees.
(519): And then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”.
(970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said “pretend i’m your pet dinosaur” so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
(847): I blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? This guy.
(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she “doesn’t give a fuck about shark week.”
PS…You should all know that I am dying laughing right now.
