August 2009
14 posts
Work Schedule
Tuesday 11:00am- 4:00pm
Thursday 12:00pm- 4:00pm
Sunday 12:00pm- 5:00pm
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(713): I don’t know how to tell my mom that I’m not sober enough to drive to the dentist…
(919): So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(847): I took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really...
Walking On A Dream- Empire of the Sun
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(503): I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny’s when I see its slightly burnt.
(503): Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
(208): I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. Today is gonna be awesome.
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Beyonce- Sweet Dreams
This song makes me wanna...